On the way back from my mum’s hometown I asked my mum a stupid riddle which my friend asked me,
A pau and a rock were enemies,So the rock said to the pau,If you dare come out from the house I will throw you into the sea. (the pau lives in a house, yeah I know it sounds illogical, but it’s a riddle)So the pau didn’t go out of it’s house for a few years,Until one fine day, it finally had the courage to come out.
So I asked my mum, what happened to the pau?
Cute mum: What pau is it? Char Siew Pau ah?
Me: Any pau la…
Cute mum: Errm..i don’t know what happened, tell me la..
Me: Like that where got fun, guess la?
Cute mum: (Confidently) Oh, a dog came and eat the pau la!!………………………….silence………………………….
Me: Since when there was a dog?
The answer: The rock threw the pau into the sea la, so easy right!
My brothers riddle lagi stupid…
There was 4 super talented mechanics who had a workshop,Their workshop is situated by the road,They are super talented good at repairing cars,But nobody sends their car for repair at their shop,Why? Want to guess? Don’t waste time cause you will never figure it out.
The answer: Cause the workshop is built at the second story.
Me: DOTS right (my cousins word)…………… if they super talented all where can be so stupid until built at second storey,like walao right. This one really walao stupid la. Okay I sound like a China Town gangsta’! haha
But it’s fun playing riddles, cause we hear all kinds of stupid answers that makes me laugh! Here are some CNY pictures..
First day of CNY, family portrait
Traditional mummy say must pour tea for parents and give them blessings to get ang pow, i said something like may you have a healthy and proseperous new year year. heheh
This picture is funny cause my brother and cousin on the left and right eyes are closed, hehe
The clouds looks like cotton doesn't it? so pretty
3 comments:
you look good in cheongsam..haha..traditional chinese girl..:P
oh ya. forgot to wish u happy cny though its kinda late now..=/
send my regards to ur parents too k? :)
thanks.....hehhe..so sad la can't go pai nien with u all...
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